中国大好き

奥地利总统大选
​
​除了想连任的总统
​有反对打疫苗的傻子
​有极右派党
​有奥地利通俗瘪球日报
​有一个做鞋子想救世界
​（其实为什么不？）
​再来一个右派，
​最后有小伙子
​做自己的啤酒
和摇滚音乐
​也想救地球
​可先要讨论
​总统赢了，得了连任
​还好，上次很糟糕
​奥地利幸运
​不过下次有婚礼
​大概不会邀请
​同一个人
看看​其他新闻…
​
​2022.10.9 （英语、德语）
中文 2022.10.10

ÖSTERREICHISCHE WAHL
Austrian Presidential Election

Außer dem​ Amtsinhaber
unterstützt von den Grünen –
Except the incumbent,
who comes from the Greens –
sind angetreten​ (there are):
die Geschmacksverstörerpartei​
MSG (Anti-Vaxxers),
der Schmerzensreiche Rosenkranz
(One from the notorious Freedom Party),
der rechte Kolumnist der Kronen​zeitung
(A columnist of Austrian Fox News),
ein Schuhfabrikant,
der die Welt retten will –
warum nicht?
A guy who makes shoes
who wants to save the world –
Why not actually?
But wait, there’s more:
Another rightist,
Noch ein schmerzlicher Rec​hter,
und nicht zuletzt die Bierpartei
mit Marco Pogo.
The youth candidate
with his own beer.
He wants to save the earth too
and talk about it.
Der Amtsinhaber hat gewonnen.
The incumbent has won.
Could have been much worse,
look at the last time.
Tu felix Austria​,
for your next wedding
maybe invite someone else?
Oh well, in other news…

MW 9. Oktober 2022

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